Simmons sticks it to Cavs

ESPN's Bill Simmons in his latest article fails to give the United States Lebrons any chance at victory entering the Finals vs. the Spurs. He's not predicting a sweep only because of the "shaky referee trick." New Castle, PA, home to the crack addicts and unemployed steel workers also houses one of the most underrated bars on the East Coast. The Crane Room diligently serves underage college students who are home for the summer at a relatively cheap cost. Tell them Chuck Dess sent you; I guarantee the first drink will be on the house. One of the most amazing smoking apparatuses comes from Israel. Dubbed the "Bukket", it almost looks like a Slinky on steroids. Amazingly it has a longer warranty on it than Jason Giambi.